photo
carpe-cerevisi: Actually, Priapus, a minor fertility god in Greek mythology, beat a donkey to death with his giant, perpetually erect penis. According to Ovid, he was trying to rape the nymph Lotis (in later versions, it was Hestia) while she was asleep when a donkey warned her with his braying. As punishment, he bludgeoned the donkey to death with his dick. Good times. [Image: “I h8 when I slap a ho with my dick and she dies” in black text on a white background.] Zainab, I do adore you sometimes.

carpe-cerevisi:

Actually, Priapus, a minor fertility god in Greek mythology, beat a donkey to death with his giant, perpetually erect penis. According to Ovid, he was trying to rape the nymph Lotis (in later versions, it was Hestia) while she was asleep when a donkey warned her with his braying. As punishment, he bludgeoned the donkey to death with his dick. Good times.

[Image: “I h8 when I slap a ho with my dick and she dies” in black text on a white background.]

Zainab, I do adore you sometimes.

#But only sometimes.
  • »
  • 29001 notes