carpe-cerevisi:
Jesus fucking Christ, you call me bbcakes one more time and I rip your balls off with the bare molars of my teeth. There will be pain involved.

:3

;D

And by the way, you’d actually be ripping off my outer labia with the bare molars of your teeth, because that particular ambiguous genital whatsit (yes, that’s a scientific term) in fetuses evolves into either the testicular sack or the labia, depending on the hormones. The more you know.

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