A) Fuck everything.
B) Fuck everything.
SOMEONE, and I’m not going to point fingers, especially not at my brother’s friend with stomach problems and a long history of not telling us things that need to be known, has clogged up my toilet. I have spent the last hour trying to dislodge the “blockage.” Have you ever tried using a plumber for an hour straight? It puts handjobs to shame, let me tell you that.
My toilet is literally filled to the brim with equal parts water and liquid shit.
If anyone has any tips about using a plunger, or unclogging a toilet, now would be the time to speak up.
