February 2011
carpe-cerevisi asked: you're such a loser. link me.
Feb 10th
moral-highground replied to your post: I’m deleting my Tumblr. WHAT AN OMINOUS HEADING. girlie-guts replied to your post: I’m deleting my Tumblr. that heading scared the SHIT out of me :’c but i’m glad you’re making a new one! Hahahah, sorry! I’ll go change it so that I’m not sued for causing heart attacks or something.
Feb 10th
I'm deleting this account, and making a new one.
It’s become intertwined with real life and has become widely available and known to people I don’t trust or want reading my blog, so I’m starting over with one that will hopefully remain private for a little bit longer. Once I’ve made a new one, I’ll leave the URL in the ask boxes of those who are following me now. It’s been swell, and I’ll see you all...
Feb 10th
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carpe-cerevisi asked: Jesus fucking Christ, you call me bbcakes one more time and I rip your balls off with the bare molars of my teeth. There will be pain involved.

:3
Feb 9th
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I hate being That Person.
dr-grumbles: stfusexists: thecurvature: You know, the “PC” one? Who “has a problem with every little thing”? And “Doesn’t have a sense of humor” and “doesn’t get that it’s just a word,” etc.? Her? Yeah. I hate being her. I mean, I’d rather be straight up hated, really, than perceived as a nuisance and cause for avoidance and eye rolls and resented and thought of as someone who thinks she’s...
Feb 9th
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Anonymous asked: Why do you put everyone else down? Why must you make it so known that you are better than everyone?
Feb 9th
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Anonymous asked: I've seen you talk about some twins on here... do they happen to be... the Bennets...
Feb 8th
I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE GROWING ACCEPTANCE OF...
sadydoyle: Let us explain, as I have done, many times, whilst drunk: Over here, we have Taylor Swift. She is fulfilling one of the fucked-up Acceptable Woman archetypes: Permanent girl-child, weirdly virginal no matter how many famous dudes she dates and writes songs about dating, white-dress-clad, sort of a permanent bride waiting for her lifelong heterosexual marriage which is the only thing...
Feb 8th
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call to participate: preliminary survey on women &...
dr-grumbles: thelastgreatpoolparty: Are You a Woman Who Views, Reads, or Listens to Pornography, Erotica, Romance Novels, and/or any other Sexually Explicit Materials? If so, please share your experiences! Complete a Short Survey (30 min or less) and Contribute to a Scholarly Understanding of Women’s Experiences with Sexually Explicit Materials My name is Kari Hempel and I am a female...
Feb 8th
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Wanting basic human and civil rights for queers...
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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I JUST WON AN EBAY AUCTION FOR THE FIRST 4 ISSUES...
FUCK YEAH. $19.90 (including shipping) for 4 comics, not too shabby.
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
I really cannot stand the national anthem.
ohsocontrary: ovarycat: bitchwitchswitch: ovarycat: It’s revolting. I hate hearing it, I hate hearing the roars of the crowd, I hate feeling like there are so many people that would do anything, absolutely anything, in the name of some bullshit, arbitrary borders. Aurgh. oooooh yeah. all of this. starting the morning with the anthem at school and having to stand (otherwise i’ll get...
Feb 7th
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I have a new layout.
And it’s awesome.
Feb 7th
I really cannot stand the national anthem.
bitchwitchswitch: ovarycat: It’s revolting. I hate hearing it, I hate hearing the roars of the crowd, I hate feeling like there are so many people that would do anything, absolutely anything, in the name of some bullshit, arbitrary borders. Aurgh. oooooh yeah. all of this. starting the morning with the anthem at school and having to stand (otherwise i’ll get lynched for being unpatriotic)...
Feb 6th
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8 players in today's Super Bowl have been accused... →
Feb 6th
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AND IN ADDITION
I hate the sexist, douchebag, WE’RE REAL MEN AND ALL WE DO IS MAN ALL DAY (NO HOMO) AND DRINK BEER AND DRIVE TRUCKS AND ALL WOMEN ARE SHREW BITCHES adverts. Fuck everything about the Super Bowl.
Feb 6th
Also, FUCK ROETHLISBERGER.
You can totally rape whoever you want, as long as you can throw a ball of leather really well!
Feb 6th
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I really cannot stand the national anthem.
It’s revolting. I hate hearing it, I hate hearing the roars of the crowd, I hate feeling like there are so many people that would do anything, absolutely anything, in the name of some bullshit, arbitrary borders. Aurgh.
Feb 6th
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ohgoodness asked: I'm so incredibly happy you can come <3
Feb 6th
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"But thanks to our leadership around the world,...
longlivelabour: - Ed Miliband #although england owes the rest of the world for fucking us over with colonialism so don’t act like you’re doing them a favor If I bake Valentine’s Day cookies for you, will that make things even? …Or is that not how it works?
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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"Top Gear's offensive stereotyping has gone too... →
lippykid: I’ve been stewing over the reaction to this kerfuffle for a few days now but this article sums up my feelings entirely. Honestly, I’ve been really disappointed that so many Top Gear fans have been actually defending  them for it. Are you guys serious? Would you accept casual racism from anyone else or about any other minority group? Coogan points out that the the real comedy in...
Feb 6th
Feb 6th
sistersaintanne replied to your post: sistersaintanne replied to your post: A) Fuck… No problem. :D Glad to hear you were able to fix it! Ugh, few things are worse than dealing with someone else’s biological mess… especially when they’ve made it your problem without your permission! Really, though. I would have been fine if it were my fault, but the fact that it was someone else who...
Feb 6th
sistersaintanne replied to your post: A) Fuck everything. I’ve heard that the trick is not the downward plunge, but the upward pull. Try to get a good seal around the hole, then push down gently and yank up hard. Hopefully if you have a good seal it will create a lot of pressure and dislodge the clog. I just fixed it, but this is still some really handy advice. Thank you! TIP FOR ANYONE WHO...
Feb 6th
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SUCCESS.
I COULD BE A PROFESSIONAL PLUMBER OR SOMETHING. I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED AND ~ADULT~.
Feb 6th
A) Fuck everything.
B) Fuck everything. SOMEONE, and I’m not going to point fingers, especially not at my brother’s friend with stomach problems and a long history of not telling us things that need to be known, has clogged up my toilet. I have spent the last hour trying to dislodge the “blockage.” Have you ever tried using a plumber for an hour straight? It puts handjobs to shame, let me...
Feb 6th
ARTIST'S BLOCK.
FUCK EVERYTHING.
Feb 6th
ohsocontrary replied to your photo: Liz and I are at Barnes & Noble, “doing our… You two are far too cute. Shuckity shucks shucks shucks.
Feb 6th
kitsunea asked: What happened with the sexy picture of you with the blue hair? :C
Feb 6th
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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“LGBT rights are not special rights; they are human rights.”
– American President Barack Obama (via howtobeasatellite) Time to back it up, Obama. Please. (via taniada) Can we sort of emphasize that T on the end? Because, yeah, IMPORTANT.
Feb 6th
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When people say "Why do you care? You're white so...
ieatstickersallthetimedude-: [Image: A GIF of Christian Bale in American Psycho smiling and saying something, with the text “If you don’t shut your fucking mouth, I WILL KILL YOU.” superimposed over it.] We had this anatomy worksheet about the characteristics of different body types, and one of the questions was “Thyn Raek (or some ridiculous, terrible name pun like...
Feb 6th
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brief rants from the week
bitchwitchswitch: liking the colour pink, painting my nails, expressing love of kittens, etc etc etc IS NOT IN ANY WAY AFFILIATED WITH MY MEASURE OF INTELLIGENCE whenever i talk in my little girl voice (it happens more than i’d expect) or wear poofy skirts or have new nail polish on or wear my pink shoes or or or people look at me funny why can’t i say that my favourite word is kittens and...
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Do you know which movies B&N has on sale right...
Lolita AND Wilde AND Cyrano de Bergerac. It’s all my literature kinks combined into a cinematic orgy of noses, pedophilia and homoromanticism.
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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bitchwitchswitch:  sssupercovennn replied to your post: a post of no use: oh. my. god. HATE uggs. 1. ugly. 2. people that wear them with sweatpants. 3. the FUCKING SHUFFLE WALK. pet peeve of the century. it is the single clothing item that truly makes me judge someone harshly 99% of the girl population of my highschool wears them…………….with stretch pants And North Face jackets. I will...
Feb 5th
“There exists, for everyone, a sentence—a series of words—that has the power to...”
– Valis by Philip K. Dick (via thechocolatebrigade) It’s hard to find a sentence in this book not quote-worthy. Love! (via spikeofthegallows)
Feb 5th
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morirmoran asked: What a brilliant theory, Jenny. I think you should test it out while I try to find a chocolate chip muffin recipe.
Feb 5th
Feb 5th
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morirmoran asked: The sports commentary has started making me nauseous, I don't want to approach him.
Also, I've already mentioned that I am trouser-less.
Feb 5th
morirmoran asked: Jen, if I manage to get my trousers on in the next 10 minutes, would you be willing to leave the house and act productive with me in the general Panera/B&N area?
Feb 5th
victorialunacy-deactivated20110 asked: What is 'cisgendered'?
Also, I love your blog and your beliefs. ace ace ace!
Feb 5th
ohgoodness asked: How was your first day at the internship? :D
Also, is it sad that I noticed you changed your ask box phrase from "inquiries go here" to "inquiries? Here!" haha
Feb 5th
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